just quick thinking, quick jotting, no plotting just writing

Ima poetry writin' fiend

I bring hot verses that come clean

put together without a seam

and although it may seem pre-thought

there is no dream or forethought

my psyche's team gives onslaughts 

Barack Speaks on his threats

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So that's what he said.

But what Mr. President Obama really  wanted to say was:

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? And you must be out of your mind because you OBVIOUSLY have no clue who you're messing with!

I'm the President of the United States!! I can have people killed for less. Yet I won't stoop down to your enervated mind (if you don't know what enervated means it means feeble, (( if you don't know what feeble means it means dimwitted))) How dare you insult me, my security and this nation by the minute representation you have! I'm not even trying to infringe on anyone's rights rather bring prosperity back to the US and you dare to take that away from the people! *calm down calm down* 

sike nah that's not what he wanted to say, its what I would've said.

Groundhogs Day Thought

Groundhogs Day is the DUMBEST holiday created

who ever made i was probably drunk the evening prior to its conception

Who would desire to think about an uncommon animal and his decision to look (or not ) at his shadow?

And why would we think to see if he cares at his shadow?

I didn't look at mine so maybe it will be warm this Friday

He didn't see his own so it will snow until May

Amazing

Superstitious 

We pray on his decision like we're religious

It's marked on calendar and advertised nationwide

The poor lil' fella can not hide

what if the chosen hog was shy 

    or self conscious

He wouldn't want this

To have the one day spotlight of fame

While hogs nationwide praise his name 

If I were the guy I wouldn't appear until tomorrow

Scaring silly Americans and inciting sorrow

Or I'd come out with strobe lights, smoke, and theme music

galloping to an erect position 

playing with people's superstition or fears

Only they wouldn't determine what I was able to see, things wouldn't be so clear

I'd be donned with shades

Ray Bans so they cannot tell whether I viewed my shadow which fell 45 degrees to my north

I'd play this day up for all it's worth.

NOTHING

Feb 3, dang its feb. 3 already??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

   Cassandra Rose!!!

Love,

Your Best Friend

Ooooooohhhhh

Why does America LOVE their "Real Tv" and the likes of it? Point blank gunshots, T-bone car accidents, high speed chases, motorcycle accidents... I mean we LOVE this shit. To see a person on the brink of death, or evading authority is so attractive to the citizens of our beloved country. The fact that a man is being mauled by 4 tigers at once is entertainment. Yes I want to feed on your fears says The Man.

25 Things...

How many people have to go through this (vacuous and rather obnoxious) ritual!? 25 things people don't care to know about you 25 things people may not want to know about 25 things you carefully wrote that people couldn't careless about. AMAZING...one that we login to facebook 800 times day to check meaningless affairs dealing with ex girlfriends (that we loathe yet love), who defiled your wall with a video of their favorite dancers and infamous app inviter that asks you to place another incoherent device on your page to rectify your cool. UGH this is blasphemous, 25 I don't give a fucks written by hundreds of people who want to be recognized and individualized (you're not fooling anyone sweetheart, you're not special!). Anyways, so what if I care. I could have almost reasoned 25 items that the 25 list is stupid, but who's hypocritical shit would I be treading in?