You so ugly, I flushed you last night

Ugly is in. That's what I'm hearing, that's what I'm seeing. The ugliest cat on a stroll is the one with the baddest woman on his arm. Not light skin, not dark completion (the best of course) but just straight scutterbucket. The roles can be swapped too! Hot ass girl with this ugly carp man or a unattractive (turd) woman with a handsome fellow. This is the millennium baby! Too lazy to talk so we text, to lazy to court so we facebook, myspace, tag, eharmonize a mothaf&@#$%. Oh well, so yeah it is what it is, my time is on the chopping block and the cycle will have to revert to light skin then to me again, by then i should be approx. 43 years old. Whew, and I thought i'd have to wait forever