Chose your means

Thats right, if you had the clear cut option, where decision one and two lie right before you... which miserable desire would you love suffer? The choice where you get to embrace and enjoy a monogamous relationship, one in which you love that person whole heartedly. She reciprocates that love and you two have a union in which only death could separate. Unfortunately, you make love just as often as the lunar eclipse. That random spectacular evening becomes the talk of the bedroom for the next week, yet the two remain to avoid the simple sanction that brought that magic.

The other choice is become somewhat like Hugh himself. Delight and appreciate the female specimen for what it is. I mean, we were put on this earth outnumbered, yet we still posses these traits that want want want. If there was intention to have one and only one, maybe we would have outnumbered women and a significant choice would have been taken seriously. It's not that way though, so yeah, enjoy your cake, eat it too and have some of someone else's. Then we're sick, stuck ejaculating and feeling empty. The coldness overwhelms you at night with a bedroom full of pussy. So the real dilemma is... pick your demise.